“That’s Just Torture”
An MRI at 8am on Monday morning. What was I thinking? In hindsight I clearly wasn’t thinking well at all, but was ready to figure out what was causing my pain. Somehow I made it to this ripe old age without needing to participate in this very advanced form of torture. Most folks with whom

I’ve discussed the attributes of this torture device seem to have had a few already. None of them, including my darling wife, thought it would be a good idea to prep me about what to expect. Even the technician failed to mention the 40 minute duration. She did hand over some earplugs which had me very suspicious before things began. Wow – that small tube that I can’t imagine myself fitting in – visions of exactly this cartoon flooding my brain. Deep breathing helped deal with that anxiety. But the aural assault with the echoing around the room – just ludicrous. Hopefully never again!
I had barely squeezed myself back into Penelope when my doctor called and summoned me to her office to review the MRI results. As I write this, I
wonder why she couldn’t have provided those on the phone. Maybe she just wanted to see my reaction to the interesting news. What did it show that wasn’t visible on the x-ray from last week? A stress fracture of the left femur just below where it hooks into the hip. The good news is it wasn’t broken all the way through – only 75%. That explains why I was able to walk with pain and hadn’t gone directly to the Emergency Room. Before you all start telling me, I know the picture is of a right leg, but it was the one I found where I could draw the red fracture line easiest. How did this happen – I really don’t know – some combination of my body rejecting my attempts at Couch to 5K, Zumba, yoga etc.
My doctor sent me directly to see this guy for an expert orthopedic opinion on what to do about the break.
Dr. Haslam and his team seemed excellent and recommended having a couple of screws inserted through my hip area to aid the bones in healing. They fitted me with a set of crutches and sent me off to get some blood tests that were required before having surgery on Tuesday morning. At this point I was getting a bit tired of driving around in pain. On arriving at Quest diagnostic testing at 4:31pm, they closed at 4:30pm, and explaining the reason that I needed the test, I was rudely sent away. They were very clear to point out that if I had arrived a few seconds earlier then they would have been happy to see me. Unbelievable lack of caring. Another call to the doctor and I was bumbling across the parking lot to a hospital that would do the blood test. I arrived home around 6pm, thoroughly worn out from the day.
In the spirit of transparency, I should report an error that I made while at Dr. Haslam’s office. Realizing that Diana was at the dentist having a crown fitted, and that she was probably wondering where I was and what I was doing, I sent a text saying “Brace yourself, this is not good.” That was it. It has since been pointed out to me that this was not a very helpful communication.
Surgery was scheduled for 7:30am on Tuesday. It’s amazing how quickly these things move when they need to. We chose a sport medicine facility where they did not see COVID-19 patients, making us feel a bit safer. Diana dropped me off, and then was quickly shooed out of the waiting room. After a small meltdown about having to leave, she was promised regular updates from the front desk, and would be able to join me in the recovery room.

After parting with Diana, it was the pre-op flurry of activity. Getting all prepped up, meeting with doctor, nurses, anesthesiologist, and having space-age compression socks fitted. Through these conversations I learned that I’m somewhat of a celebrity now in the orthopedic community. Several folks commented that they had never heard of anyone with a broken femur walking into a doctor’s office. Usually they are in tremendous pain and go straight to the hospital. Surgery began at 9:00am and was finished up around 10:20am. I didn’t have any of the loopiness that I usually associate with coming out from under general anesthetic – much to McD’s disappointment. I convinced everyone that the pain was sufficiently under control a bit before noon and we headed home. Diana did have to stop in the parking garage as soon as we were out of sight to get me one of my pain meds. Yes – I was in a rush to get out of there.

Back at home I settled into my spot and enjoyed the pulsing contraction and release of the compression devices. They seemed fun to begin with, but as I write this I can assure you I am very tired of them and looking for a suitable place to throw them. Diana is very rigorous about making sure I wear them for many hours a day to prevent blood clots. Thanks D!
It seemed fitting that the Blue Angels did a fly over of hospital facilities throughout the Dallas Fort Worth area to recognize all the doctors and nurses on the front lines.

A very nice tribute!
Diana headed out for a run on Wednesday morning – just to rub it in that she was still all in one piece. I worked a normal day and only needed a few of the lighter pain killers to make it through. I count myself very lucky to have been referred to a great surgeon, and to have caught the break before it completed its journey. A lovely gift basket with lots of my favourites showed up on Wednesday afternoon. Thanks Damon and the rest of my team.

Thursday was another typical work from home day with lots of helpful coffee and food service from Diana to my inside and outside landing spots. Some gorgeous flowers arrived from my boss and the executive team. I was especially ready for our work virtual Happy Hour in the evening, and it was very entertaining.

On the gift front, we also received these humourous cookies from our financial advisor. Is that really supposed to make us feel better about our retirement funds?

Brad told his amazing Irish wolfhound about my injury and then sent this picture and message. Now that really did cheer me up:

Diana picked up her Mother’s Day brunch kit from Rye on Friday afternoon. She did a trial run for dinner on Saturday night, with my only real contribution (other than cheer leading) being the poached eggs. The pork belly and kale benedicts with hash browns turned out very well. They’ll be even better for Sunday brunch.
I spent a pretty boring Saturday, mostly on the couch, catching up on some TV and magazines. I did enjoy the ESPN documentary, “Bad Boys”, about the 1989/90 Detroit Pistons NBA Championship team. It was very well done and took me back to when basketball was a lot more fun to watch than these days. I also managed to catch up with Finn and Will by phone to update them on the week. Will told me all about how he and his friends are taking advantage of the empty roads to practice their driving and riding skills. The video won’t upload for some reason – probably just as well.

We watched some of “Becoming” on Netflix with brunch for dinner. This is a documentary about Michelle Obama’s book tour. Watching the various clips of the Obamas during their time in office made us both groan about how far we have fallen.
We had some fancy French toast for Mother’s day brunch – part of the Rye kit. You had to soak the eggy bread in creme anglaise before grilling, then add raspberries and macadamia nuts – very tasty. After that we participated in the Campagna Mother’s day Zoom call which Clorinda enjoyed very much. That’s Francesca, the newest edition to the group, in the bottom row.

I haven’t done much reading this week but intend to start the Robin Williams biography (a very fat book) when I head out to join Diana by the pool later today.
The excellent Jason Isbell has a new album, “Reunions”, coming out soon. I’ve been enjoying the preview singles very much:
“Billions”, one of my favourite TV shows, returned last Sunday night. I’ve watched the episode twice now as I always miss some of the key details the first time through. This angry Patti Smith song featured in the episode as Taylor has a destructive fit in a rage room.


He’s one of the folks that has a tremendous feel for the music, coupled with ridiculous dexterity. I get exhausted just watching how hard his left hand is working. Joe started with “Classified” by the legendary New Orleans player James Booker. It sounds and looks to me like an incredibly difficult piece to play well. The credits at the end of the show indicated that Joe had a large part in organizing and producing the show.
Jon Cleary, an Englishman who plays piano like he’s a 3rd generation New Orleanian, is another one with a great feel for the music. Jojo Herman, of the jam band Widespread Panic, was a revelation – he clearly has spent a huge amount of time listening to James Booker and Professor Longhair. He had spent some time learning from Dr. John, who passed away earlier this year, and shared a personal video of Mac performing “Tipitina” at the end of the show. “What is a tipitina?”, asked Jojo of the Dr. “Fess (Professor Longhair) told me it was some kind of bird, but I never heard of such a thing.”
The show finished up with my all time favourite, Long Tall Marcia Ball. Excellent as always with a rare performance on a grand piano – we typically see her with her electric keyboard, legs kicking in time to her beat.


our future. We attempted to finish watching “Ford versus Ferrari” after dinner. One of us finished and the other only made it for a few minutes. I really enjoyed this movie and found Christian Bale and Matt Damon to be excellent – particularly Damon as Carroll Shelby – quite different than some of his more typical roles. The tug of war between the GM “suits” and the entrepreneurial and freewheeling Shelby/Ken Miles collaboration was well depicted. What beautiful cars Shelby made.

My first book this week was “Travels with Charley (In Search of America)” by John Steinbeck. I hadn’t heard of this work until it was cited by Stephanie Land as a big reason for her desire to explore Missoula, Montana. I thought maybe the descriptions of that territory may convince McD to give it a try. Or at least that overly optimistic child living inside me thought so.
All the time at the pool this weekend allowed me to finish another book – a fast paced mystery set in Paris during World War II. “Three hours in Paris” by Cara Black tells the story of an assassination attempt on Hitler when he pays a quick visit to attend a mass at Sacre Couer in Montmartre. The sniper is actually an American from Oregon who is recruited while living on a UK Army base in Stornoway with her Scottish husband. Her attempt fails but she does kill the leader of the German Navy by accident as Hitler ducks. The cat and mouse pursuit of Kate through various Parisienne neighbourhoods by the German forces is well written and keeps the pages turning fast. I recommend this as a good pool or beach read and a good one for those that have visited Paris to reminisce over.
After our Week 4 Day 3 run on Saturday I had some muscle pain and didn’t think too much of it. It subsided on Monday and so I did 30 minutes on the elliptical – bad idea. Now it’s pretty painful and as a result I haven’t been able to run or do much exercise this week. Don’t worry – McD has made up for it with very consistent and vigorous workouts. Maybe I should try the universal cure recommended by our Commander in Chief this week:


We grilled the rib-eye steak from Rye on Monday evening – the first nice day we’ve had in a while. Diana did a lovely job since I wasn’t up for moving around too much. The perfectly cooked steak and grilled vegetables were a real treat. And we have plenty of leftovers to enjoy all week long.
The Tuesday New York Times puzzle made me laugh with a clue “__ Gatos” next to a clue with the answer “Elroy”. How does that happen? I’m always pleased to finish any day of the NYT puzzles in less than 20 minutes.
A text from the Ogans on Thursday morning alerted me to “Jazzfesting in Place.” This would have been the first weekend of Jazzfest in New Orleans (canceled for 2020) and the local radio station, WWOZ, put together a line up of broadcasts from prior years in the same schedule format as the real deal. Apparently the food vendors are set up all around town offering to go treats. I wonder where my favourite Mrs. Wheat’s pies is located? Nothing to worry about – they have a website and I’ve ordered up a sampling of pies for weekend 2 of festing in place.

Snooks Eaglin was the stand out for me on Friday. I was reminiscing about seeing him at the original Rock ‘N Bowl with the Ogans and Sean a few weeks before he passed. Those crazy fingers flying over the fretboard. I set up some jazzfest photos on the patio to put us in the mood. Diana enjoyed the show from her “home office”. Anne is setting up a festing in place party on their courtyard. We laughed when she said Denny would only go on Friday or Sunday because Saturday was too busy.










My book this week was “Maid” by Stephanie Land. This seemed particularly relevant as we see so many low paid workers struggling to survive in an economy mostly closed down. My eyes were hugely opened by Land’s story of survival as a single parent and house cleaner.
Music on Monday night came from Eric Lindell. It was Sheri’s birthday and she and Sean were also watching from California. It felt very vaguely like going to a concert together, as Lindell performed in his bathroom (he noted that, as is typical, that’s the room in his house with the best acoustics). The show was good but not anywhere near as much fun as seeing him at One Eyed Jacks, Carrollton Station, or the Kessler.
Music continued with the regular Tuesday night Band of Heathens Good Times Supper Club show, from their homes in Austin. Gordy and Ed trade off on songs, the rest of the band shares cocktail recipes, favourite albums, a classic Grateful Dead show archive recommendation, and even reads a portion of Shakespeare. Quite the eclectic hour and a half of entertainment.
With all this time on video calls, I decided to spruce up my image with behind camera lighting and an adjustable tripod for my webcam. Diana finds it all quite entertaining.
Week 4 of Couch to 5K concluded on Saturday morning. Diana was really pushing me, pulling ahead on several occasions. I had to wait for a “hill” to catch back up again. The picture of our route is a bit fuzzy, but we covered a solid 2.2 miles – our longest yet.
The quail turned out well. I’ll make a slight adjustment with the next batch to make the quail meat a bit rarer – I think 8 minutes instead of 10 in the oven. The black cherry sauce set off the quail perfectly. The meal kit is for a family of 4 and we always seem to get about 2.5 meals out of it.


We may have created a monster out of Clorinda, Diana’s Mom, this week. After a few years of trying, she’s now sufficiently bored that FaceTime is appealing to her. She ends the session each day with “See you tomorrow”. We’re practicing patience as she wanders off for several minutes at a time, returning to be surprised that we’re still there. That’s Andy, her amazing neighbour, photo bombing. He was helping Adamo to install a new vanity.

My book this week was “Deacon King Kong” by James McBride. Set in a public housing project in the late 1950s, this story features a crazy bunch of characters. McBride was awarded the National Humanities Medal by President Obama in 2016 “for humanizing the complexities of discussing race in America”. There’s certainly plenty to reflect on in this novel about the struggles of citizens living in public housing and working low income jobs. I enjoyed the story and particularly the development of a number of very interesting characters as the plot unfolded.
Let’s start out with some humour. I agree, something we all need just now. I received a package with a card reading “Thought you could penguin out while in quarantine. Love you from A, A, L, M, & F”. Those initials are Amy, Adamo, Luciano, Massimo, and Francesca, and we know now that Amy was behind this. She had a great giggle at this picture, as did Diana.
Our couch to 5K running program continues. I’d like to say it’s going well and it’s pretty hard work at the same time. McD continues to join me and is doing very well. We finished week 3 and are nervous about the jump up involved in transitioning to week 4.


Rye, our wonderful little downtown McKinney restaurant, continues to keep us well fed with their meal kits. We enjoyed some redfish ponchatrain – an excellent New Orleans style sauce – and the best asparagus I remember tasting, last week, and then steamed buns (bao) with pork belly and all the fixings this week. It’s really nice to be able to support this great restaurant this way.


I really enjoyed “The Adventurer’s Son” by Roman Dial. This is a true story of Dial’s search for his son who goes missing hiking solo in the Costa Rican rain forest. The book starts with great stories about Dial’s adventure exploits prior to kids, continues into describing the trips and activities that he completed with his son, and ends with his search for his son. There are a lot of twists in the search with a great amount of misinformation and story telling from the Costa Rican authorities. I have recommended this to the “Manly Book Club” in Austin. The descriptions of hiking in the jungles of Guatemala and South America were really interesting. It’s amazing what some folks are willing to undertake.


The other way we’re getting exercise is with C25K (Couch to 5K). This is an application that coaches you from sitting on the couch to being ready to run a 5K. It’s an 8 week course with three 30 minute sessions each week. The duration of runs versus walks increases each week. I never expected McD to do this with me, but she’s doing really well and we completed week 1 successfully.
People have been trying hard to stay connected with everyone working at home, and I shared my Wednesday dinner creation and asked my team what they’d been cooking. Sole meuniere ended up being much easier than I anticipated – I added a bit too much lemon juice but otherwise it tasted quite good. Nick responded with a picture of one of his favourites – mixed cheese stuffed bacon wrapped jalapenos – don’t those look amazing?
nother way we’re staying connected is with virtual happy hours. Here’s some of my team participating in the Thursday night version. Michelle on the top right lives on a boat on Lake Travis – a great setting but very tight quarters to be cooped up in. We were treated to an excellent version of “Rocky Raccoon” by Will, a very talented colleague who is leaving us this week for a new opportunity.

We’ve been doing whatever we can to support our local businesses – the restaurants, music clubs and artists that we enjoy most. The Kessler, an amazing venue in Oak Cliff, south of downtown Dallas, started selling t-shirts to support their staff while closed down. I think they came up with a great design.
I finally finished “Christmas in Austin” – it’s been a while since it took me 3 weeks to get through a book. Nothing much happens in the book beyond what I reported over the last two posts. The family did climb Mount Bonnel this week, reminding me of when Diana and I dragged Alicia up the 99 steps to see the terrific views of Austin.
The word of the day from dictionary.com this week sums things up nicely – “Stir Crazy”. After three days of both working from home in our Austin apartment, we decided that some more space would be a good idea, and so drove up to McKinney on Thursday. The roads were quiet, particularly through the log jam that is typically Waco on I-35, and we made good time.
I particularly enjoyed Nathaniel Rateliff and highly recommend his new solo album. Then the finale by Willie and his sons, Lukas and Micah, was quite something. Here are a few jittery videos I made from the TV since this particular live stream wasn’t saved for future viewing. Thanks Amy for letting us know this concert was on. We had been watching a different stream from Gordy Quist’s (Band of Heathens) kitchen table and then switched over to watch this one. Such a great way to be able to contribute to the musicians while they’re not able to perform live.
were so fresh and delicious, and I learned a new brunch recipe. Oh, there was a langiappe from the Rye visit, Diana ordered me a quart of their excellent barrel aged Vieux Carre cocktail to go, and surprised me with one as I was cooking. Thanks McD! This cocktail was originally created at the Carousel Room of the Hotel Monteleone in New Orleans around 1930.



What a difference a week makes in our situation and our outlook. We knew that SXSW was cancelled but didn’t expect Austin to become a ghost town over the course of a few days. This time last year the city was absolutely hopping with scooters zipping around everywhere and amazing pop up music shows on every corner. Today there’s nobody on the streets and the restaurants and clubs are very empty. Gatherings of more than 250 people are banned and I think the city will be in full lock down except for groceries and pharmacies in a week or so.
For the last year we’ve been looking forward to the Sun radio sessions that happen during SXSW. Those looked like the one thing that might proceed amidst the cancellations. They were canceled yesterday. Look at this amazing lineup on Thursday and Saturday in particular. We had both cleared our calendars to spend Thursday afternoon with the music.
We made the long drive to Austin on Thursday in order to attend the Curtis Stigers concert at the Parker Jazz Club in the evening. We first saw him by chance at Birdland in New York a few years ago and loved the shows. The show at the Parker was equally great. What an amazing set of musicians Stigers has playing with him, particularly “Scrapper” on trumpet and the piano player. Stigers covered Nick Lowe’s “What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding” on the Bodyguard movie soundtrack. That album sold 40 million copies and made him a lot of money and fame.
Things started to change pretty dramatically on Friday, with a lot of cancellations and closures. We walked to Antone’s blues club for a music charity showcase and concert, including a performance by Western Youth, only to find a notice on the door that the event had been canceled at the last minute. Apparently Antone’s isn’t familiar with the concept of emailing its patrons when events cancel. I got this cool picture of two Wonder Women on the walk over. The Linc hotel has a very large mural to celebrate the 100th anniversary of women gaining the right to vote.
pleasant jazz with less than 10 other folks – starting to get weird. Swift’s Attic, one of our favourite restaurants, is right upstairs and so I checked to see if we could get a reservation. Weirder – wide open for any time I wanted – and you usually can’t get in on Friday unless booking at least a week in advance. We enjoyed an excellent meal with a less than half full restaurant and an empty bar – very weird. Swift’s had taken the smart proactive step of moving their tables further apart. Squid fries, brussel sprouts, pork belly baos and those perfectly cooked scallops (I took D here on her first night in Austin and she fell in love with them).
On Saturday I finally got to try the Discada food truck in the Rosewood neighborhood of East Austin. Discada is a style of cooking, also known as cowboy-wok cooking, that has been used in Mexico for generations. The food truck serves only two things – their signature tacos and elote (Mexican style street corn). The first bite of our tacos was underwhelming, but then all the amazing flavors caught up with us – delicious all around, and such a fun experience sitting at the picnic tables enjoying the day.

We passed Saturday evening with Chuck Prophet and his band at the Continental Club. A few years ago, at Dan’s Silverleaf in Denton, there were only a handful of folks in attendance for Prophet’s show. There was a good crowd on Saturday although far from sold out. This was a very good, high energy, and interactive show indeed. I think Prophet is a very underrated songwriter and under appreciated performer. Charlie Sexton, Austin guitar royalty, waltzed in around 9pm and joined in with the band. Here are a couple of videos:


Tuesday was a good day for dining. Diana invited me to lunch, a rare occasion indeed as she’s usually busy with meetings most of the day. We enjoyed some fine, fresh seafood on the South Congress patio of Perla’s and completed some annoying online financial paperwork with our cappuccinos. It’s nice to find some time to relax amid the busy work schedules.
One of the challenges of waiting too long to write the blog is that I don’t always remember what happened when, if I remember what happened last week at all. All you youngsters laughing will get to this age someday too! I think I had this excellent D created pizza with mushrooms dish on Wednesday night. Either way, the mushroom medley with the special champagne cooking trick was amazing.
at the Christmas party. They’re the couple with the two Irish Wolf Hounds and a Bullmastiff. I’m so jealous of the Wolf Hounds, but they most certainly wouldn’t fit in our apartment.
We walked across the CMW parking lot to Justine’s for dinner. This is an excellent French brasserie and I particularly enjoy the casual atmosphere and vinyl records. Diana and I split steak tartare and a phenomenal duck cassoulet. Finishing our drinks in the restaurant garden, I made a note that it was way too long since we had visited this establishment. The evening finished at a respectable hour with a visit to Whisler’s for their excellent Old Fashioneds – best in Austin in my humble opinion.


My book this week was “Einstein’s Beach House” by Jacob Appel. This is a short story collection and I only got through the first two stories. I had seen a documentary on Appel recently and was interested to try some of his work. He has 14 degrees from prestigious universities and is a qualified doctor, lawyer, and psychologist – makes me feel very lazy. In addition to all of that, he has written over 200 books – and he’s not that old.

McD arrived back in Austin on Tuesday night, worn out from all those days sorting documents and pictures, and generally organizing her Mum’s house. It was a pretty day in San Francisco when she left, as shown in this shot out the plane window. I zoomed in on the second one to show how stunning the city is from the air. Much prettier than this shot as she came in to land in Dallas:

to wait a while for a gate. I always wonder why they can’t tell that flights are arriving to the minute and plan ahead on gates – I’m sure it’s much more complex than it seems. Anyway, Diana was one of the last to make the plane, and a passenger in the first bulkhead row was putting his bag up for takeoff. “Oh, excuse me”, he said to Diana, and as she got a look at him, realized it was Bill Murray. I wonder what he’s doing in Austin this week. I’m sure I would enjoy being a part of whatever it is.
We received this picture of the storage unit leaving ‘the hill” from Adamo. That unit has been there for more than 10 years, and it was a huge accomplishment for the kids to get it emptied out and off the hill.
On Wednesday I asked Diana if she would like to go out to see Kevin Galloway performing at the Continental Gallery (the living room sized venue above the famous Continental Club). We were both tired and non-committal and settled in to catch up on episodes of the Bachelor that we had missed while being separated for 10 days. Just before 8pm, I decided that we should get out and enjoy some live music. You might remember that the last (and only) time we saw Galloway was at Geraldine’s in the Van Zandt hotel with noisy, disrespectful people in front of us. I was hoping this show would be different.
Diana couldn’t help but tell them how much she enjoyed seeing them get up to dance. The venue, company, storytelling and excellent musicianship combined to make this one of our favourite shows in a very long time. Another classic and unexpected Austin evening.
Saturday was one of those fun days that just unfolds as it goes – I love those days. A work colleague, Roy, who is in transition from Australia to Miami, was spending the weekend in Austin and so we invited him to join us for Saturday afternoon at the Continental Club. John X Reed, from Amarillo, TX, was playing the 3pm show, with an excellent mix of old school country music. The dancers were very good, and provided very good entertainment.




My book this week was “The Cracked Spine” by Paige Shelton. Advertised as “a Sottish bookshop mystery”, this book had set my expectations set high. The story starts with an advert for help in a bookshop, that is answered by a museum curator from Kansas: