“That’s Just Torture”
An MRI at 8am on Monday morning. What was I thinking? In hindsight I clearly wasn’t thinking well at all, but was ready to figure out what was causing my pain. Somehow I made it to this ripe old age without needing to participate in this very advanced form of torture. Most folks with whom

I’ve discussed the attributes of this torture device seem to have had a few already. None of them, including my darling wife, thought it would be a good idea to prep me about what to expect. Even the technician failed to mention the 40 minute duration. She did hand over some earplugs which had me very suspicious before things began. Wow – that small tube that I can’t imagine myself fitting in – visions of exactly this cartoon flooding my brain. Deep breathing helped deal with that anxiety. But the aural assault with the echoing around the room – just ludicrous. Hopefully never again!
I had barely squeezed myself back into Penelope when my doctor called and summoned me to her office to review the MRI results. As I write this, I
wonder why she couldn’t have provided those on the phone. Maybe she just wanted to see my reaction to the interesting news. What did it show that wasn’t visible on the x-ray from last week? A stress fracture of the left femur just below where it hooks into the hip. The good news is it wasn’t broken all the way through – only 75%. That explains why I was able to walk with pain and hadn’t gone directly to the Emergency Room. Before you all start telling me, I know the picture is of a right leg, but it was the one I found where I could draw the red fracture line easiest. How did this happen – I really don’t know – some combination of my body rejecting my attempts at Couch to 5K, Zumba, yoga etc.
My doctor sent me directly to see this guy for an expert orthopedic opinion on what to do about the break.
Dr. Haslam and his team seemed excellent and recommended having a couple of screws inserted through my hip area to aid the bones in healing. They fitted me with a set of crutches and sent me off to get some blood tests that were required before having surgery on Tuesday morning. At this point I was getting a bit tired of driving around in pain. On arriving at Quest diagnostic testing at 4:31pm, they closed at 4:30pm, and explaining the reason that I needed the test, I was rudely sent away. They were very clear to point out that if I had arrived a few seconds earlier then they would have been happy to see me. Unbelievable lack of caring. Another call to the doctor and I was bumbling across the parking lot to a hospital that would do the blood test. I arrived home around 6pm, thoroughly worn out from the day.
In the spirit of transparency, I should report an error that I made while at Dr. Haslam’s office. Realizing that Diana was at the dentist having a crown fitted, and that she was probably wondering where I was and what I was doing, I sent a text saying “Brace yourself, this is not good.” That was it. It has since been pointed out to me that this was not a very helpful communication.
Surgery was scheduled for 7:30am on Tuesday. It’s amazing how quickly these things move when they need to. We chose a sport medicine facility where they did not see COVID-19 patients, making us feel a bit safer. Diana dropped me off, and then was quickly shooed out of the waiting room. After a small meltdown about having to leave, she was promised regular updates from the front desk, and would be able to join me in the recovery room.

After parting with Diana, it was the pre-op flurry of activity. Getting all prepped up, meeting with doctor, nurses, anesthesiologist, and having space-age compression socks fitted. Through these conversations I learned that I’m somewhat of a celebrity now in the orthopedic community. Several folks commented that they had never heard of anyone with a broken femur walking into a doctor’s office. Usually they are in tremendous pain and go straight to the hospital. Surgery began at 9:00am and was finished up around 10:20am. I didn’t have any of the loopiness that I usually associate with coming out from under general anesthetic – much to McD’s disappointment. I convinced everyone that the pain was sufficiently under control a bit before noon and we headed home. Diana did have to stop in the parking garage as soon as we were out of sight to get me one of my pain meds. Yes – I was in a rush to get out of there.

Back at home I settled into my spot and enjoyed the pulsing contraction and release of the compression devices. They seemed fun to begin with, but as I write this I can assure you I am very tired of them and looking for a suitable place to throw them. Diana is very rigorous about making sure I wear them for many hours a day to prevent blood clots. Thanks D!
It seemed fitting that the Blue Angels did a fly over of hospital facilities throughout the Dallas Fort Worth area to recognize all the doctors and nurses on the front lines.

A very nice tribute!
Diana headed out for a run on Wednesday morning – just to rub it in that she was still all in one piece. I worked a normal day and only needed a few of the lighter pain killers to make it through. I count myself very lucky to have been referred to a great surgeon, and to have caught the break before it completed its journey. A lovely gift basket with lots of my favourites showed up on Wednesday afternoon. Thanks Damon and the rest of my team.

Thursday was another typical work from home day with lots of helpful coffee and food service from Diana to my inside and outside landing spots. Some gorgeous flowers arrived from my boss and the executive team. I was especially ready for our work virtual Happy Hour in the evening, and it was very entertaining.

On the gift front, we also received these humourous cookies from our financial advisor. Is that really supposed to make us feel better about our retirement funds?

Brad told his amazing Irish wolfhound about my injury and then sent this picture and message. Now that really did cheer me up:

Diana picked up her Mother’s Day brunch kit from Rye on Friday afternoon. She did a trial run for dinner on Saturday night, with my only real contribution (other than cheer leading) being the poached eggs. The pork belly and kale benedicts with hash browns turned out very well. They’ll be even better for Sunday brunch.
I spent a pretty boring Saturday, mostly on the couch, catching up on some TV and magazines. I did enjoy the ESPN documentary, “Bad Boys”, about the 1989/90 Detroit Pistons NBA Championship team. It was very well done and took me back to when basketball was a lot more fun to watch than these days. I also managed to catch up with Finn and Will by phone to update them on the week. Will told me all about how he and his friends are taking advantage of the empty roads to practice their driving and riding skills. The video won’t upload for some reason – probably just as well.

We watched some of “Becoming” on Netflix with brunch for dinner. This is a documentary about Michelle Obama’s book tour. Watching the various clips of the Obamas during their time in office made us both groan about how far we have fallen.
We had some fancy French toast for Mother’s day brunch – part of the Rye kit. You had to soak the eggy bread in creme anglaise before grilling, then add raspberries and macadamia nuts – very tasty. After that we participated in the Campagna Mother’s day Zoom call which Clorinda enjoyed very much. That’s Francesca, the newest edition to the group, in the bottom row.

I haven’t done much reading this week but intend to start the Robin Williams biography (a very fat book) when I head out to join Diana by the pool later today.
The excellent Jason Isbell has a new album, “Reunions”, coming out soon. I’ve been enjoying the preview singles very much:
“Billions”, one of my favourite TV shows, returned last Sunday night. I’ve watched the episode twice now as I always miss some of the key details the first time through. This angry Patti Smith song featured in the episode as Taylor has a destructive fit in a rage room.
What a difference a week makes in our situation and our outlook. We knew that SXSW was cancelled but didn’t expect Austin to become a ghost town over the course of a few days. This time last year the city was absolutely hopping with scooters zipping around everywhere and amazing pop up music shows on every corner. Today there’s nobody on the streets and the restaurants and clubs are very empty. Gatherings of more than 250 people are banned and I think the city will be in full lock down except for groceries and pharmacies in a week or so.
For the last year we’ve been looking forward to the Sun radio sessions that happen during SXSW. Those looked like the one thing that might proceed amidst the cancellations. They were canceled yesterday. Look at this amazing lineup on Thursday and Saturday in particular. We had both cleared our calendars to spend Thursday afternoon with the music.
We made the long drive to Austin on Thursday in order to attend the Curtis Stigers concert at the Parker Jazz Club in the evening. We first saw him by chance at Birdland in New York a few years ago and loved the shows. The show at the Parker was equally great. What an amazing set of musicians Stigers has playing with him, particularly “Scrapper” on trumpet and the piano player. Stigers covered Nick Lowe’s “What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding” on the Bodyguard movie soundtrack. That album sold 40 million copies and made him a lot of money and fame.
Things started to change pretty dramatically on Friday, with a lot of cancellations and closures. We walked to Antone’s blues club for a music charity showcase and concert, including a performance by Western Youth, only to find a notice on the door that the event had been canceled at the last minute. Apparently Antone’s isn’t familiar with the concept of emailing its patrons when events cancel. I got this cool picture of two Wonder Women on the walk over. The Linc hotel has a very large mural to celebrate the 100th anniversary of women gaining the right to vote.
pleasant jazz with less than 10 other folks – starting to get weird. Swift’s Attic, one of our favourite restaurants, is right upstairs and so I checked to see if we could get a reservation. Weirder – wide open for any time I wanted – and you usually can’t get in on Friday unless booking at least a week in advance. We enjoyed an excellent meal with a less than half full restaurant and an empty bar – very weird. Swift’s had taken the smart proactive step of moving their tables further apart. Squid fries, brussel sprouts, pork belly baos and those perfectly cooked scallops (I took D here on her first night in Austin and she fell in love with them).
On Saturday I finally got to try the Discada food truck in the Rosewood neighborhood of East Austin. Discada is a style of cooking, also known as cowboy-wok cooking, that has been used in Mexico for generations. The food truck serves only two things – their signature tacos and elote (Mexican style street corn). The first bite of our tacos was underwhelming, but then all the amazing flavors caught up with us – delicious all around, and such a fun experience sitting at the picnic tables enjoying the day.

We passed Saturday evening with Chuck Prophet and his band at the Continental Club. A few years ago, at Dan’s Silverleaf in Denton, there were only a handful of folks in attendance for Prophet’s show. There was a good crowd on Saturday although far from sold out. This was a very good, high energy, and interactive show indeed. I think Prophet is a very underrated songwriter and under appreciated performer. Charlie Sexton, Austin guitar royalty, waltzed in around 9pm and joined in with the band. Here are a couple of videos:

I started “Christmas in Austin” by Benjamin Markovits but haven’t progressed very far yet. The novel is set around a Christmas holiday and three generations of a family gathering in Austin. The four Essinger children bring with them their own stories and situations. I’m enjoying the writing and characters so far and think this book should be a good companion this week as we spend more time at home.
Tuesday was a good day for dining. Diana invited me to lunch, a rare occasion indeed as she’s usually busy with meetings most of the day. We enjoyed some fine, fresh seafood on the South Congress patio of Perla’s and completed some annoying online financial paperwork with our cappuccinos. It’s nice to find some time to relax amid the busy work schedules.
One of the challenges of waiting too long to write the blog is that I don’t always remember what happened when, if I remember what happened last week at all. All you youngsters laughing will get to this age someday too! I think I had this excellent D created pizza with mushrooms dish on Wednesday night. Either way, the mushroom medley with the special champagne cooking trick was amazing.
at the Christmas party. They’re the couple with the two Irish Wolf Hounds and a Bullmastiff. I’m so jealous of the Wolf Hounds, but they most certainly wouldn’t fit in our apartment.
We walked across the CMW parking lot to Justine’s for dinner. This is an excellent French brasserie and I particularly enjoy the casual atmosphere and vinyl records. Diana and I split steak tartare and a phenomenal duck cassoulet. Finishing our drinks in the restaurant garden, I made a note that it was way too long since we had visited this establishment. The evening finished at a respectable hour with a visit to Whisler’s for their excellent Old Fashioneds – best in Austin in my humble opinion.


My book this week was “Einstein’s Beach House” by Jacob Appel. This is a short story collection and I only got through the first two stories. I had seen a documentary on Appel recently and was interested to try some of his work. He has 14 degrees from prestigious universities and is a qualified doctor, lawyer, and psychologist – makes me feel very lazy. In addition to all of that, he has written over 200 books – and he’s not that old.







We started at a rooftop deck above the Antigua Brewing Company and enjoyed the amazing views. Can you see the active volcano in the distance? The spiral staircase used to access the rooftop would never be allowed in the US. Then we walked through town to the El Convento boutique hotel for dinner. What a gorgeous setting with a small restaurant that only seats 24 people.








I found myself without any new books backed up, and so reread an old favourite, “The Sun Also Rises” by Ernest Hemingway. I love the descriptions of 1920s Paris and the journey the group takes through Spain. And the classic ending:
The somewhat frustrating optical visit was followed by a delicious dinner at June’s All Day. I opted for the taste bud delight that they call “Bone Marrow Bolognese”. It was an easy downhill stroll back to our apartment from this South Congress dining institution, and a rare McD planned evening drew to a close. Thanks for the date D!


The guys were surprisingly hungry (I thought Loro would sate them longer) and so we stopped in next door to Guero’s for a Mexican dinner. That was followed by a leisurely stroll down to C-Boy’s Heart and Soul for the Jimmy Vaughan 10pm show. It’s always a huge treat to see him in such a small venue and we were lucky to get a booth right in front of the stage. What a great show, besides the Dutch sounding guy that didn’t understand the rules about getting in other folks personal space, even after a demonstration of where he should be standing. Even the cocktail waitress was getting frustrated with him.
walking, with a quick stop into Carpenter Hall, followed by a walk along the river trail and past the Stevie Ray Vaughan memorial. It’s sad to imagine what great music the Vaughan brothers would be making today, had Stevie not died in that tragic helicopter crash so many years ago.
After a short regroup at the apartment, we walked on the other side of the river to Rainey street, and stopped into the patio at the Half Step. We followed that with a quick stop into Geraldine’s at the Van Zandt hotel, unfortunately with no music going. Then the group splintered, with Diana and I heading back to the apartment to rest, and the boys heading off to meet various sets of friends. The two of us were so tired that we slept through several phone calls from poor Mr. Denny, attempting to get up to the apartment. We had neglected to tell him that he was on the list to be let into our apartment whenever he wanted, and so he ended up crashing with the other two at the Hyatt across the parking lot.
Denny and Diana met up with us on the fancy El Comedor patio for brunch. I loved the TX mushroom quesadilla, the corn tortilla had an amazing flavour – right up there with Suerte. Poor Diana did have to try three times before getting a poached egg that didn’t have a yoke that was too hard – part of the problem is that with her dish they serve the poached egg cold, and it’s hard to get a runny yoke with that approach.
A short Uber ride took us to the totally different neighborhood feel of East Austin and the patio at Whislers. From there, some excellent research from Denny took us to Central Machine Works, a new massive brewery and outdoor patio space in an old industrial machine shop building. This will be a good place to visit on warm Spring evenings. I like that they “rescued” one of the old machines to be mounted above the bar.

With all that activity, I was still able to get some quiet reading time in, finishing up “Such a Fun Age” by Kiley Reid. This book is on all the “Best of the Year So Far” lists, and so I thought I’d try it out. Here’s a typically effusive review:
Damon joined us for a “Bachelor Watch Party” on Monday evening. Really, he and I did watch and provided lots of helpful input on the show for Diana’s entertainment. We did have a slight dinner snafu – Damon is a bit meat eater, and we had decided to have burgers since we don’t have a pan suitable for cooking steaks. The issue came when McD started to mix the “ground beef” with some pork to make the patties, discovering that Whole Foods had delivered some plant based ground beef substitute. We actually couldn’t tell the difference at all – the burgers were delicious.
A work event had me fighting traffic up MOPAC (a highway named after the Missouri Pacific railway line that follows its path) to the Top Golf complex. I had been dreading playing golf on a very dreich (you don’t know that word? – damp and wet) day, but the heaters and shelter of the multi-tiered golf bays worked very well, and I ended up having an enjoyable evening. In my welcome speech I had mentioned that I hadn’t played much golf, which everybody finds strange, anticipating that everyone in Scotland is an avid golfer, and surprised myself and others by winning the competition in my bay. My competition was trying to blast the ball as far as possible on every shot, with mixed results, while I just took it easy and was able to be more consistent. Something about a tortoise and a hare I think.

Diana graced me with her presence again on Thursday evening, and I dragged her out to see the late music show at the Saxon Pub – Eric Lindell performing a rare solo show. We’ve seen him with his band and Anson Funderberg a number of times, but never solo, and I really enjoyed the acoustic renditions of his catalog, and a few covers, including this version of Jimi Hendrix’s “Little Wing”:
You might notice a better quality level in my video clips going forward – thanks to the 3 cameras on my new phone. Lindell shared that he had found the acoustic guitar at a Pawn shop for very little and had a luthier put a new neck on it – sounds good, don’t you think? He also welcomed his friend, “Rudy from San Antonio” – we met Rudy after a Delbert McClinton show in Dallas, and it was nice to catch up again. Here’s our favourite Lindell song, “Lay Back Down”:
school nights. There was some entertainment at the office, with a Tim Tam Jam in the accounting department. Our Australian treasurer had a whole display and demonstrated how to eat a Tim Tam properly – bite each end off, sip coffee through the middle bit, and then “Jam” it in your mouth before everything gets too messy. Who knew?
Diana joined me for a work happy hour at Baker St Pub on Friday evening. I’m fortunate to work with such a fun and nice bunch of folks. We tried a new place, Winebelly, afterwards – a place we’d seen a few months ago when enjoying brunch at Phoebe’s Diner, and thought it looked intriguing. The ambience, service and food were excellent. We started with shishito peppers and a superb chicken liver mousse. There was a wee incident with the peppers – typically
every 10th pepper is hotter than the rest – in this case Diana got the “hottest shishito ever” and “it feels like hot knives are being stabbed into my tongue.” About 20 minutes later things had calmed down and we were ready to explore the rest of the menu. Chicken empanadas were “the best I’ve had” and the mushroom salad was also very good. We left
perfectly sated. Oh, I forgot to mention this funny sign that was on the wall by the restrooms. Partially funny because McD used to use the mnemonic of “W.C. Fields” to remember the names of my 3 sons, Will, Campbell and Finn.



I finished the memoir “Uncanny Valley” by Anna Wiener this week. As I was searching for an online picture of the book jacket, I came across some interesting material on the “Uncanny Valley Hypothesis”, and why not share this likely useless information with all of you? The hypothesis states that as the appearance of a robot is made more human, some observers’ emotional response to the robot becomes increasingly positive and empathetic, until it reaches a point beyond which the response quickly becomes strong revulsion. However, as the robot’s appearance continues to become less distinguishable from a human being, the emotional response becomes positive once again and approaches human-to-human empathy levels. The valley is clearly seen in this chart:























What a great album cover – Elvis Costello and the Attractions “Armed Forces”. Anne texted me this picture from the Costello concert in New Orleans. Her friend, Margaret, is a huge fan and you can tell they have very good seats. This reminded me of the album Costello made with Allen Toussaint after Katrina.

We visited a bar across the street to watch a little bit of the World Series baseball and took this silly picture for Cat to send to Kristina. He had a splint on his finger due to arthritis – more on that later.
Then Jimmie Vaughan inducted and played with the amazing Buddy Guy – 83 years old and very spry and energetic. Sean Penn (also surprisingly nervous to start) inducted Lyle Lovett. Lyle won over Diana with his story telling and humour during his acceptance speech. I enjoyed Edie Brickell covering one of his songs very much. Then it was time for the grand finale with everyone on stage.
The excellent show finished after 11 and we were both hungry. It was raining outside as evidenced by Wet Willie, and 2nd bar and kitchen was closed, so we went across the street to the JW Marriott. That turned out to be a mistake.
Things moved slowly to reinsert my right index finger nail and stitch me up, with us ultimately discharged after 4am. What a long, frustrating night. I tried to leave a couple of times, with my wonderful wife handling me well. You’ll have to ask her for some of the more entertaining details. Also good stories about our fellow patients, and the paramedic who stopped in just to hang out with some sane folks for a bit.
My finger was numb all Thursday and so I was able to go into work in the afternoon. Not so much on Friday, woke up with some pain and then flew to California in the evening for Clorinda’s 88th birthday celebration. We enjoyed the Fairmont hotel all lit up for Halloween in downtown Austin.




Sometimes challenges are fortuitous – the power still out meant Adamo had to cook up all his lobster tails that had defrosted – absolutely delicious.




I was able to finish three books with all the flying and downtime. “The Last Days of California” by Mary Miller is an interesting tale of a family driving cross country to California before the Rapture. The book is told through the eyes of the 15 year old, younger sister of the family.
Next up was the Steve Forbert biography from his show. This was a joyous read with so many great music stories. He was raving about Shawn Colvin, who we saw inducted at the ACL show. His writing is very engaging and personal and really communicated the struggle of a singer songwriter.
Last was a short read from the amazing Stewart O’Nan – “Last Night at the Lobster”. I loved his “Henry, Himself” a few months ago.



our old cloud data center provider to Microsoft Azure – another activity that had been planned for a long time, and consumed a good part of our normal weekend sleeping hours. Sushi is not the best choice for Damon, who can consume massive quantities of beef for such a small, skinny guy. As a result, we got to sample a decent amount of the menu. My favourite was the maguro (big-eye tuna) with goat cheese mousse.



have very close to 5 million listens on Spotify. I’ll share another of my favourites later in the official music section. What a unique voice. Forbert has released 19 albums over the years, and so has a large catalog to draw from in performances. We ran into a couple we met at the Bill Frisell show recently, and they reported very different setlists each time they have seen him.


Diana won a pair of tickets to the game in the raffle, but neither of us was pumped about sitting in the craziness for another three hours. Like a couple of old folks, we headed home for a quiet night in. The game turned out to be a very exciting and high scoring affair, with UT ultimately defeating Kansas. That picture of D’s new shirt was taken inside a conch shell sculpture outside the UT Medical Center – she’s still very good at humouring me.
job of recording where I find the recommendations that cause me to order up books – I can’t remember what chose me to order “Post Office” by Charles Bukowski. This 1971 novel made its author famous, with the tales of a poor character who spends the majority of his working life in dead end postal service jobs. He suffers through abusive bosses, alcohol abuse, and a racetrack gambling addiction. So, not an upbeat beach read, but well written and it felt very real.
My second book was a complete departure from Post Office. “The Balcony” by Jane Delury is a multi-generational tale based around a manor and cottage in Benneville, France. I almost started to draw a family tree to keep track of all the various relatives that weave through the book over 200 years. I didn’t love the writing, which seemed to change styles with the different portions of the story, but enjoyed being immersed in French culture and language – much of it untranslated to give me a test. I don’t think I agree with all the reviewers that have been raving about this debut novel.